Omegle chat conversations.

First topic message reminder :

What you do is go to www.omegle.com, chat with someone with added craziness of course, and post your funniest conversations here.

e.g.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im horny m 18
You: That's nice
You: I didn't know people could have horns
You: How's that working out for you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: aww
You: The banana doesn't fit my ass
You: D:
Stranger: god im super fucking bored, you got a webcam? lets have some fun, i wanna dance xD
Stranger: i got a webcam, but you're not like a kid are you?
Stranger: alright well im gonna try and invite you to my webcam session thing ok?
You: :O
You: Wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Fail?


Stranger: hi what's up?
You: trying to put a carrot in my nose
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:
I'm cooool

You: Ok

Stranger: yeah

You:
I love cool dudes

Stranger: yeah they
are the best!

Stranger: totally!

You:
why?

Stranger: They makes me laugh

Stranger:


You: say a joke then

Stranger:
well

Stranger: knock knock

You:
who's there?

Stranger: disco

You:
disco who?

Stranger: disconnect ;D

Stranger:
I'm just kidding

You: rofl

Stranger: hahaha

You:
your cool

Stranger: I know!!

Stranger:
well bye :D:D:D

You: <3

Stranger:
<3<3<3<3'


Just love that guy! :3 <3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where from?

You: ._.

You: not sayinnnnn

Stranger: k

You: lol

Stranger: male 23

Stranger: u?

You: male 12

You: HAHAHA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not good ennought???

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: are you there?

You: ???

You: ummm

You: this is weird

You: ???

You: finnaly

Stranger: why do police dogs lick their butts?

You: they have the polyccee smell!

Stranger: no...the gget the taste of black people out of their moouths

You: hahgahahahaha
You: racist


You: lol

Stranger: youre a terrible person for laughing at that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are ya?

You: good

You: its a friday

Stranger: good

Stranger: thank goodnes

You: fridays are awsome

You: no schhol

Stranger: I totally agree

You: school

You: yah

Stranger: and no work

You: well

You: i got a whole lotta homewrk

Stranger: that sucks

You: yeh

Stranger: I don't go to school anymore so no homework for me... :-)

You: lol

You: cant w8

You: next year

Stranger: no doubt

Stranger: good for you!

You: i gtg to hight school

Stranger: in the US?

You: nope

You: cannada

You: lol

Stranger: I am in canada as well... west coast

You: kool

You: age?

Stranger: 20... you?

You: woah

You: 11

Stranger: and only one more year of school?

Stranger: riiiiight

You: no

You: i meant one year of ELEMENTRY school leaft

You: left*

You: and whats with this whole chat to strangers thing

You: like really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ok
i just left this chat cause i thought it was to funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: sup

You: age?

Stranger: age?

You: no

You: i mean

Stranger: no

Stranger: i mean

You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: thats it!

Stranger: thats it!

You: stop it!

Stranger: stop it!

You: ah

Stranger: im a hornii girl

You: wtf?

You: you have horns

Stranger: yep

You: i wonder where they grow

You: i never knew people could grow horns

You: hehehe

Stranger: wel if ur not interested im giong bbe

You: cya

You: horner girl

Stranger: bye have a nice

You: hehehe

Stranger: infact

Stranger: i like ones that are hard to get

Stranger: fuk me

You: ok

Stranger: describe what you would do if we were in bed now

You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!FAAIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: in detail

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: age?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: you?


You: 18

You: lol

Stranger: f or m?

You: m

Stranger: where from?

You: ._. not sayin

You: lol

Stranger: i wont tell...promise

You: k

You: lol

You: somewhere on planet earth

You: gasp

You: ive told you too much already

Stranger: wow

Stranger: really

Stranger: because what ur saying might as well be bullshit

You: so your saying i dont live on planet earth?

You: welll

Stranger: dude ur male

You: id hate to be on uranus

You: male

You: ;p;

You: lol

Stranger: lol, ur funny

You: yep

You: im always called a cool guy with a great sense of humor

Stranger: well ive been called the same

Stranger: except not the guy part

You: lol

You: Danny says: (4:21:31 PM)
your cool

You: thats mah friend

You: right

You: now

Stranger: haha ok

Stranger: thats ur friend right now

Stranger: lol

You: yep

You: Wipper179 says: (4:21:31 PM)
your cool

Stranger: ur in the state

You: same time

Stranger: states*

You: nope

You: CHINA!

Stranger: not possible

You: ok jokes

You: EUROPE!

Stranger: nope cause thats me

You: lol

You: umm

You: uh

You: MEXICO!

You: oh w8

You: thats a state

You: um

Stranger: no

You: MONGOLIA

You: !!!

Stranger: ok look you said now is 4 PM which means there's a 6 hour difference which means you are somewhere in usa

Stranger: i'm smart

You: CANADA?

You: ALASKA?

Stranger: try east coast

You: no

You: ahhhhhhh

Stranger: busted!

You: but it was close

You: canada

You: lol

Stranger: ok sure

You: hey

You: thanks

You: ive been recording you

You: lol

You: for a game

You: so disconnect

You: silvouplais

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what

You: a game

Stranger: ?

You: we have to make a random chat

Stranger: what game

You: and copy it

You: for mah forum

Stranger: right

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sure

Stranger: why disconnect?

You: no

You: one sec

Stranger: 1

You: http://www.animatorx.org/forum-games-f24/omegle-chat-conversations-t436.htm

You: go there

You: and youle see

Stranger: ok

You: im DeeCee

You: lol

Stranger: 2 sec

Stranger: HAHA!

Stranger: genius!


You: yep
ive been doing this 4 like

You: half an hour

Stranger: wow ur bored

You: yep

You: oh waity

You: nvrmnd

You: i like to animate

You: plz join the forum

Stranger: haha, maybe

Stranger: if im really bored

Stranger: anyho gtg

Stranger: nice talking to ya canadian boy

Your conversational partner has disconnected

THIS TOOK 2 HOURS!!!



You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bonjour

You:
:O

Stranger: hello?

You:
hi

You: you can spanish! :O

Stranger:
oh no i cannot speak spanish

Stranger: how are
you?

You: ___/""""\_/7
{__@__@__}********

You:
that's a car

Stranger: sweet

You:
but it's not working here

Stranger: sad

Stranger:
i can tell what it is supposed to look like though

Stranger:


You:

Stranger: so where
are you from?

You: Norway

Stranger: ah, okay

You:
not telling anymore

Stranger: okay
that is fine

Stranger: i am from france

You:
you can talk spanish then!

Stranger: no i can
speak french

You: french fries

Stranger:
how many languages do you know?

You: english, usas,
norwegian!

Stranger: cool

Stranger:

Stranger:
hvordan har du det? i know this and how to say hello :/

You:
hey je suis de la Norvège

You: hello i'm from norway

Stranger:
ah, haha

You: is that correct?

Stranger:
well you are Norweigian! don't ask me

Stranger:
what brings you to omegle?

You: people say: asl? i
say: pedo! and then disconnect

Stranger: hahaha fun i

You:
i use to do this to:

You: knock knock
stranger: who's there?
you:
disco
stranger: disco who?
you: disconnect
you have
disconnected

Stranger: asl does get really annoying i
usually just disco and don't say anything...i like that they do though
it helps weed out people that i wouldn't want to chat with and saves
time....OMG i have done that too! so funny!

You:
my very first time i was here, a really nice guy introduced me. That
made me stay

Stranger: i have done this(if i have done it
to you i apologise in advance) you: i'm magic! stranger: really!?
awesome! you:yes, really stranger:cool you:want to see a trick?
stranger:yeah sure you: okay, watch me dissapear *you have disconnected*

You:
roflmfao

Stranger: lol glad you find it funny,
you're welcome to use it yourself

Stranger: ....so, uh,
you wanna see a trick?

Stranger: j/k

You:
no i don't

Stranger: lol

Stranger: j/k= just
kidding

Stranger: anyways....

You:
...

You: i make animations

Stranger:
really? what of?

Stranger: i like
animations

You: this program called pivot stickfigure
animator

Stranger: so is it for recreation, school, or
work? do you like cartoons or anime?

You: that in the middle
is my nickname in 3 letters

You:
http://pivotup.com/files/nygaq5hz.gif

You: it's my newest
animation

Stranger: ok i will look at it

You:
can be a bit violent

Stranger: haha it's
cool, angry stick person

You: hehe

You:
glad you liked it

Stranger: yay!

You:
did you? >.>

Stranger: :] yes

You:
wanna see worlds best animation?

Stranger: sure

Stranger:
yes

You: it's laggy where i am but maybe not on
your computer

You: http://pivotup.com/files/kv2jcyus.gif

You:
it have a story but it's hard to understand

Stranger:
it is interesting

You: yes it is

Stranger: you made
it?

You: NO!

Stranger: ok

You:
on school we have about the france revolution

Stranger:
it was very violent....what have you learned so far?

You: i
don't know, i don't care about history, i care about the future!

You:
kidding!

You: we saw a movie today: The patriot

You:
good film!

Stranger: hmm....made in the US?

You:
it was about the ravolution of USA

You: but in the end,
frenchmen came and then they won

Stranger: ah, i think
i know what movie,is Mel Gibson in it?

You: YES!

Stranger:
ok yes i know of that film :]

You: seen it?

Stranger:
no is it good?

You: yes

You: but old

Stranger:
alright i will look for it maybe the next time that i want to watch a
movie

You: it's bloody

Stranger:
have you ever seen any tristan terantino movies?

Stranger:
very bloody

You: a little

You: wasn't it he who
made kill bill?

Stranger: yes

You: i've seen half of it

You:
boring

Stranger: yeah....i thought they were alright

Stranger:
the last person that i chatted with on here said that they were high
celebrating because they just got a job

You: haha

Stranger:
so what do you do in your spare time(other than making animations)?

You:
play css

Stranger: css? forgive me, is that a video
game?

Stranger: or a band? i know that there is a
band called css

You: counter strike source

You:
one of the worlds most popular games

Stranger: oh cool,
sorry i don't really play video games often : /

You:
so.. your pretty old then?

You: is it snow in france?

Stranger:
haha no....i guess that depends on how old you are

You:
you know.. White small aliens landing on the ground

Stranger:
uh? haha yes, and i know what snow is!

Stranger: actually
it is rainning right now, i live in paris

Stranger:
what is the weather like in norway?

You: i live in north

You:
almost the top of the earth O.O

Stranger: O.o no
way!? cool

Stranger: eh, i should go to sleep it is late
here

You: it's 22:30 here

Stranger:
what time is it there?

Stranger: you are
psychic!

You: ok 22:25

You: what about there?

Stranger:
same

Stranger: weird we have in the same time zone

You:
cool! norway and france have the same clock!

Stranger:
haha

Stranger: meh, well i should go to sleep like i
said before, it was nice chat with you stranger from norway

You:
i'm you

You: you're a stranger

Stranger:
mhmm....whatever did no one ever tell you not to talk to strangers??

You:
Haha!

Stranger: lol

You: peter griffin faught
a bloody fight against a chicken the half episode

Stranger:
family guy?

You: yes!

Stranger: lol

Stranger:
good night YOU

You: gonight

Stranger:

Your conversational partner has
disconnected.

@ Deecee
Not a chink again!

hahaha
lol no

Ohh xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: f?

You: ???

You: wut?

Stranger: female?

You: nope

You: lol

Stranger: ah...

You: lol

Stranger: do you know how to meet girl from the net?

You: umm

You: maybe

You: lol

Stranger: what?

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!


You: i'm magic


Stranger:
hey there


Stranger: lol


Stranger: magic a
name?


Stranger: or magic a wizard


You: i
can proof it


You: proove*


You: watch me dissapear!!


You have disconnected.

hahaha
nice one henjo

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger:
hai

You: Seen any good movies lately?

Stranger:
avatar

You: Everyone answer that!

Stranger:
hahahah

Stranger: really

You:
yes

Stranger: have u seen it?

You:
No

You: do you watch Naruto?

You:
people who's watching Naruto often say hai

Stranger:
sory

Stranger: no

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger:
ur soo funny

You: hahahahah

Stranger: heheh

You:
laughing contest

Stranger: so whre u
from?

You: hahahahahahahahah

You:
norwahahahay

Stranger: ?

You: norway

Stranger:
owh

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger:
im from fantasy land

You:
Hahahahhahahahahahaha!!

Stranger: r u nuts?

You:
No, are you? >.>

Stranger: mabye

Stranger:
hahahahaah

You: Hehe

Stranger: how old r
u?

You: Did you meet peter pan in fantasy land?

You:
xP

Stranger: no

You: Oh...

Stranger:
hahahha

You: Hihi

Stranger: r u like 10
or somehing?

You: no

You: are you? <.<

Stranger:
no

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger:
do u have facebook'

You: O.O

You: yes

You: I
use it to watch Naruto xD

You: Have you?

Stranger:
yeah

Stranger: watz ur name in facebook?

You:
Why would i tell you? :3

Stranger: bcuz i ask u
first

Stranger: dumb ass

Stranger:
hahaha

You: Hmm

You: Haha!

You:
You laughter is so funny!

Stranger: r u like a
retard?

You: Wtf!!?? NO!

You:
Do you have Youtube?

Stranger: do u have?

You:
Yes

You: But i only got 26 subscribers );

You:
how many subbers have you?

Stranger: wat

You:
MY NAME ISN'T MILK!!!!!!!! OMG!!! HAVE MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU!!!!!????
You have disconnected.

Haha! Like his laughter!